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HAHAHA…. You need to frame that one Craig
Is that the right RV? It doesn’t have a target on it…
LMAO!! 😆 😆 😆 😆
… and it doesn’t have a dent on the side from the impact … can’t be the right one.
that’s the one all right. I think this is a pre-slam picture.
They might want to keep that picture for the insurance claim. 😆
damn, i was expecting to come here and see Jess putting up a “real men of genious” spoof…
but i get insurance claims stuff… 😆< happy that the heat is finally off him for flipping the gate at CJ… 😯
Didn’t want to dissapoint you. 😆
Spud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. RV crasher into’er
(Mr. RV crasher into’er)
Most people will go around in animate objects except for you. You take it head on.
(Where’s my helmet?)
A detour through the parking lot? You blaze your own path to glory.
(Out of my way!)
One might think you are part Billy Goat as you lower your head for impact.
(Get some!)
5 tons of steel and aluminum have nothing on you as you bounce like a superball.
(Oh my spleen.)
So crack open an ice cold Spud Light Sir I-can’t-keep-it-on-the-track, because you have style that is all your own.
(Mr. RV crasher into’er)
😛
Just a little rag on my self:
Spud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr. BMX Gate Flipper.
(Mr. BMX Gate Flipper)
That 400 pound steel gate doesn’t scare you. You just try to snap right through it.
(Front flip.)
Trying to beat everyone on the snap, you eat dirt.
(Where’s Farside?)
With the skill of a gymnast you perfect the helmet landing.
(Crackle snap!)
You jump right up and show that you are ok, yet you know that smarts like hell.
(Son of a bitch!)
So crack open an ice cold Spud Lite Sir I’m-too-worried-about-the-guy-in-the-gate-next-to-me, because you have skills no one would claim.
(Mr. BMX Gate Flipper)
Dude, you got too!!!!!!! much time on your hands if you are coming up with this stuff. Funny, but man you gotta get another hobby 😯
Jess is the UBMXRC official comedic marketing director.
we got the best group of people here, that there is no doubt in my mind that whatever we set our mind to do, we will accomplish.
😆 Common Bill, that took all of 5 minutes. Gotta think on your feet and not only when you are vertical. 😯 😆 Comedy Central here!
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