Total BS isn’t it? My trails are covered in snow and they’ll be mush for another few days and I’m going to Spain in April to ride the road bike up and down some mountains and I need to get some outdoor riding in and then this crap happens. That stupid groundhog is always wrong. I hate him.
No, it wouldn’t be genocide, it would be punxsutawnocide. Phil is a retard and should be shot. Ever notice when he pops out of his stupid hole and predicts one thing we get blasted with just the opposite? Bill, you got some guns, lets go blow that stupid groundhogs head off. He won’t see any more shadows, goddamnit!