Greetings from Spain

[Caveman]

I´m here for a week for a road riding training camp.

Air France bumped 80 of us from the flight so I got here a day later on KLM but they lost my luggage. Brilliant. I kicked all the road weenies asses today. Whenever they caught up to me and the leader at a stop I heard the words ¨”professional BMXer” muttered several times. Please, do you really think you can pull me? I race BMX goddamnit! Hills are huge. 4000 some feet of climbing today. Kicking ass all the way!

More later, gotta go,

Caveman

[BIGANT-DOG]

I race BMX goddamnit!

rock on man -!

[RaidenHayden]

Rock on Dave, doing us proud!!!!!

[CWCCRIDER]

NJ BMXer 8) 8) Have fun Dave

[bigtimber]

git r dun Dave

[Caveman]

Still haven´t gotten my luggage. Still kicking ass. We rode 145 kilometers today. That´s about 90 miles. That´s further then I´ve ever gone. There is some beautiful riding and no broken glass in the road. I´m spoiled now. I´m getting tired of all the Euro-lesbians though.

At one point we had a big climb and we were going so slow I asked the leader if I could go on ahead. He said yes so I broke away from the pack with about 6 km left to go. Piece of cake. I even had time to stop in at the local castle and give the head senorita a quickie before reaching the top. The South Jersey BMXer does it again. I´ll have pictures for you all when I get back.

These people think they know what sprinting is. Please.

Later

[RaidenHayden]

Man, what a pictorial that will be!!!! Euro-lesbians, and the senorita you had a quicky with, in a castle no less. 😯

[CWCCRIDER]

So easy a (NJ BMX) caveman can do it !!!!

[Caveman]

Today was a rest day and we have two more days of riding. We went in to the town on the coast and shopped. No sign of my luggage yet. I´m gonna take my ´roids tonight and these people are getting smoked tomorrow!

[RaidenHayden]

Way to go Floyd!!!!

[Sullivan]

try bring some of that pull to your 20″ buddy

[Caveman]

Blew em away in the mountains again today. One last day and it´s party time!

[CWCCRIDER]

I was at Target last night looking at one of those
” 10 speed’s ” 😆 😆 179.00 Bucks

[Caveman]

Last day and we didn´t do the ride of death that I thought we would. Our tour guide didn´t think any of us from the Action Wheels group would be able to handle it and he was probably right. But we did a 90 mile ride and I ate a lot and felt very strong. Sprinted back to the hotel ahead of the rest and showed them not to mess with a BMXer.

Now it´s party time. Point me to the nearest Senorita!

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