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    RaidenHayden
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    So I go out to my daughters wading pool, and there is a stuck chipmunk in the pool. Being a nice guy, no snickering here guys, I try to help the little sucker out. Well he must have thought I was a meal or something, and crunch the bugger bit me and wouldn’t let go. So here I am flailing my arm around to get him off, and nope, he wasn’t budging. Finally I stuck him back in the pool and once under he changed his mind and let go, but those things have a hell of a grip. And that crocadile hunter guy does this for a living!!! Good day mate

    #32183
    1adam12
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    Did you get a tetnis shot? Did it have rabies?

    #32132
    1adam12
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    Did you get a tetnis shot? Did it have rabies?

    #32184
    RaidenHayden
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    Well Adam it gets better, so now I have the offending rodent in my possesion, I call the Dr, and he says go to the ER. So me and Alvin, in his new home(a candy jar), head to the ER, where this is really funny to everybody. Well it turns out chipmunks don’t and have never carried rabies, and yes I got the tetnus shot. And ol’ Alvin, well I set him free, about 10 feet from where he bit me

    #32133
    RaidenHayden
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    Well Adam it gets better, so now I have the offending rodent in my possesion, I call the Dr, and he says go to the ER. So me and Alvin, in his new home(a candy jar), head to the ER, where this is really funny to everybody. Well it turns out chipmunks don’t and have never carried rabies, and yes I got the tetnus shot. And ol’ Alvin, well I set him free, about 10 feet from where he bit me

    #32189
    BIGANT-DOG
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    I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

    #32138
    BIGANT-DOG
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    I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

    #32190
    BIGANT-DOG
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    I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

    #32139
    BIGANT-DOG
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    I am callin PETA. You animal killer!!!!!!!!!!!

    #32191
    bmiddaugh
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    Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

    #32140
    bmiddaugh
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    Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

    #32192
    CrazyCraig
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    @bmiddaugh wrote:

    Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

    If he did, then thats one drunk chipmunk. 😀 First chipmunk on the block to get a taste of Tanqueray. 😀

    #32141
    CrazyCraig
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    @bmiddaugh wrote:

    Did they check the chipmunk to make sure you didn’t pass anything to him? 😆

    If he did, then thats one drunk chipmunk. 😀 First chipmunk on the block to get a taste of Tanqueray. 😀

    #32193
    RaidenHayden
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    NOW I know why he staggered away, he didn’t want to leave!! Smart chipmunk, “and that’s how you Tanquaray”

    #32142
    RaidenHayden
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    NOW I know why he staggered away, he didn’t want to leave!! Smart chipmunk, “and that’s how you Tanquaray”

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