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But he wasn’t living in NJ at the time.
Doug Luden made it too but he had already moved to CA at the time.
To see somebody make it to double A while living in NJ is awesome.

I just checked Saturdays results and Phil got 3rd in 17&over mixed open too. WHAT THE HECK IS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!?!?

C’mon ABA. You’re starting to make mistakes like that other sanction 😆 😆

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Him and Mike Kapes are gonna turn double A this year. Those two guys are getting stupid fast.

Has anyone from NJ EVER turned double A?

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Y’all can talk all you want. All I have to do is start my own team and steal Austin Loebe and Jeremy Smith and the series is OVER.

Now, what to call it……

Caveman racing

GEICO BMX

FactoryBetterThanGHP 😛

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Everybody was soooo worried about the rain but it couldn’t have been more beautiful. My forecast was the only one you needed. Tomorrow’s gonna be fine too so all you people that like to freak out can relax now.

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From the National Weather Service:

Forecast for Pottstown, PA calls for riders rolling in by 9 am with a chance of spectators. Riders gusting out of the first turn at 20-25 mph. Competition heavy at times. Motos in the lower to mid 40s.

Sunday brings more of the same with intermittent periods of 20s and cruisers.

Pro/Am warning is in effect for Chester county from Saturday through Sunday. Spectators are advised not to go indoors in the event of a stacked moto.

Team forecast at 11:00

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While they’re training they keep a very strict diet but come race time when you’re depleting yourself so fast and you need a lot of glucose, Coke is an easy way to get it. The guy that was telling us this got fifth in the Hawaii Ironman and has won the Brazil Ironman. That boy was no joke. It was so funny because all these serious roadies had their cytomax and their powerbars and powergel but the next day everyone was drinking Coke.

Not me, I was doing the amphetamines and cocaine the next day. Ever seen somebody go 40 mph UP a hill?

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Curled your hands in? That is pretty freaky.

Oatmeal is just an excellent source of carbs and a big bowl of it would have made the difference that day.

While in Spain we had seminars every night and one was about nutrition from a triathlete. They’ll burn something like 9000 calories in an ironman and they have to replace that as they go. Endurance athletes don’t give a rat’s ass about protein. It’s all about the carbs. You won’t see any of them on the Atkin’s diet. They make a science out of this stuff and you know one of their big secrets? Coke.

Debbie, you are so asking for it but you’re married so I’ll be polite. 😆 I can always take it out on Danny in a turn and say, “that one was for your mom” right? You’re gonna get that kid in trouble. Only not this weekend. I’m announcing. Maybe Sunday. We’ll see.

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I’m at work so the picture is blocked. Is it a bottle of Midol? I could use that. I’ll be the first to admit I get that time of the month. And God help you if you’re in front of me in a turn when it’s my time because when I get PMS it stands for pre murder syndrome.

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Lose feeling in the hands? That’s different.

Chris, that was pretty good. Now I must kill you.

And Debbie, Danny’s brain is gonna cramp up when he sees this 37 year old pulling his ass!

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I was riding 60 and 90 miles every day in Spain with some taller climbs but we were eating like thoroughbreds so I had no problem.

This day I was running late so I didn’t have time to make my oatmeal in the morning. I grabbed a banana and some bread and water on the run. That was the problem. On the ride I was drinking gatorade and cytomax(which tastes like dishwater) and I tried to make up for the lack of breakfast by eating plenty at the first stop but it was too little too late. I needed my oatmeal.

We were also pushing each other because every time we’d pass a group of riders they’d try to hop on and we couldn’t allow that. Nobody was hanging with us.

In the past I’ve bonked and even suffered heat stroke but never cramped up. That’s a first. I guess cramping is what happens when you keep pushing even after you’ve bonked.

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What is it with you married guys and your excuses?

Can’t ride today it’s my anniversary

Can’t ride today, this was the day we first met.

Can’t ride today, it’s our kid’s birthday

Can’t ride today, it’s mother’s day

Can’t ride today, it’s the anniversary of the day I first said I love you

Can’t ride today, my mother-in-law is having cateract surgery

Can’t ride today, it’s her sister’s cousin’s college roomate’s daughter’s first holy communion

Can’t ride today, she won’t let me

Can’t ride today, I’m whipped

Can’t ride today or there won’t be any more anniversaries.

Can’t ride today, what have I gotten myself into?

Can’t ride today, dear god, help me!

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You won’t be laughing with my elbow in your face.

Hell, we’ve got a wireless mic. I’ll announce WHILE racing.

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Best five plus the championship? So I can skip two more races to announce and still get in my five perfects and win the championship to take the whole thing? Cool.

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HAAAAAAAAAA!

This is gonna be good. Where’s my popcorn?

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Before you complain about anything in Jersey, head down to Milford, Delaware and check the rhythm section on the third straight. Five miles long and just as deep. I always sucked at it. But that’s BMX isn’t it? Separates the men from the boys. If somebody in your moto can jump something you can’t that doesn’t mean the track needs to tear the jump down. It means the other guy is just better than you are. Deal with it.

EHT is all good.

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