Jersey Girls

[bmxgirlmom]

Three men were sitting together at a bar and bragging about how they
had told their new wives what their household duties were to be.

The first man had married a woman from Tennessee. He bragged that he
had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning.
He said it took a couple days, on the third day he came home to a clean house
and the dishes were done.

The second man had married a woman from Florida. He bragged that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and
the cooking. On the first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day
it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he
had a huge dinner onthe table.

The third man married a girl from New Jersey. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn
mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the
first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out
of his left eye just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, find a cleaning lady,and telephone a landscaper.

“The Jersey girl: A lover of an unpretentious good time and a certain
sense of style. Jersey girls are about attitude. They’re about eating
pizza, drinking beer, having great hair and enjoyin it all. She’s got a
mouth on her. She says what she means. And she’s got a nice, cheerful laugh. Bottom line, all of them are sexy as hell.” – The Star Ledger”

[LeadSled1]

LOL, I married a Jersey girl.

[RaidenHayden]

So what you are saying Jess, is you get regular beatings wether you need them or not 😯

[LeadSled1]

I wouldn’t say “wether I need them or not”. More or less wether I want them or not. 😆

[RaidenHayden]

And if you haven’t recovered enough, I guess you are hungry and your clothes stink Huh 😯

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