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  • #33125
    CWCCRIDER
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    Hey yea I remember coming down the 2nd straight and thinking hey that’s Craig on the mic cool!!
    My back is screwed, left knee is sore and yes I am glad I was weareing the protective gear !!
    🙄 Do you think they will postpone the championship for us old guys LOL

    #33126
    bmxgirlmom
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    Besides all the cool stunts, etc. Dave got me to do the one thing I don’t do…RUN!
    When I saw him rolling around and making the most god-awful gasping sounds….geeze didn’t know this old girl still had it in her. 😯

    Glad everyone is relatively ok. Just remember to leave your walkers at the finish line so you can get off the track after the race. 🙂

    #33127
    CrazyCraig
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    Nope, they won’t postpone, but I hear rumor that we might get Geritol, Tylenol, and a local sports rehab doctor to sponsor the race! 😀

    Wait, Ace Bandage just called to get on board.

    …oh, and Pfizer called (makers of Viagra), they want to know if all us old guys are doing this racing stuff to, uh, err, compensate for any problems.

    …there goes the phone again, hello? Who’s this? BenGay? Sorry, IcyHot already snagged that sponsorship.

    …wait, hold on, who’s this? Daimler Chrysler?? You want us to what?? No, I’m sorry, as qualified as we may seem, I don’t think any of us are interested in a job as a Crash Test Dummy (psst – how much does it pay? 😀 )

    Saturday is gonna be fun!

    #33128
    CrazyCraig
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    @CWCCRIDER wrote:

    Hey yea I remember coming down the 2nd straight and thinking hey that’s Craig on the mic cool!!

    Gee whiz, so I guess it was my fault…

    They’ll never let me announce a race again. 😥

    #33129
    CrazyCooter
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    Craig, we’re glad you didn’t run both classes also…… atleast we made it outta the first straight, if you were there we’d have all been balled up by the first jump!!!!!! LOL) …..jk Razzes

    #33130
    CrazyCooter
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    …wait, hold on, who’s this? Daimler Chrysler?? You want us to what?? No, I’m sorry, as qualified as we may seem, I don’t think any of us are interested in a job as a Crash Test Dummy (psst – how much does it pay? )

    Get those dudes back on the phone and give them my name, i’m up for it!!! Twisted Grin

    #33131
    bmiddaugh
    Member

    hey tell Pfizer….I already got a stiff crank…
    oogaaaa…

    #33132
    BIGANT-DOG
    Member

    Just remember to leave your walkers at the finish line so you can get off the track after the race.

    Man That is the statement of the day.

    #33133
    CrazyCraig
    Member

    C’mon Jess – where are you?? A “Real Men of Genius” is needed here!

    #33136
    4130forlife
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    caveman.. flat pedals buddy.. get some flats

    #33140
    racerx
    Member

    did the old guys drink a red bull or somethign??!?!?@@?##@!??!! they were hauling double then normal wtf was goign on?? all i know is i saw someone powerwheely the 4th on the on 2nd straight and i was freakin out cause it looked like a phily d move then i saw caveman go boom and i thoguht he broke his neck looked like his head slamed the lip.. it was nasty, then the guy who pulled the phily d did a front flip like scotty cranmer, it was banana’s

    #33141
    CrazyCooter
    Member

    It’s funny, as I was going over the jump pedalling I was thinking to my self…… “self, you look like phily d”……. then I woke up realized i wasn’t him and went boom.

    #33143
    bmxgirlmom
    Member

    😆

    Too funny Chris.

    #33147
    CrazyCraig
    Member

    Wiley had the step into the second turn wired all night, watching him pedal right over it was awesome.

    #33148
    Caveman
    Member

    I did drink a monster on the way to the track. Hmmm.

    That’s not the first time I’ve scared people with those god-awful gasping sounds. I’m getting to the point where I can do that on command. 🙂

    I’ll see y’all saturday. I’ll be the one watching.

    Cavestitches

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